if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case
when ur thirsty for fic but you have quite fucking literally read every single quality fanfiction for the pairing
i love the smell of anime in the morning
im still in high school and I already can’t wait for the 20 year reunion
So apparently there was a rumor a while back that cr1tikal works as a substitute teacher.
Could you imagine just sitting in class, waiting for your teacher, when all of a sudden you hear
"What’s up everybody it’s Cr1tikal. Today I’m substituting Applied Chemistry, let’s do this shit,"
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor